🚀 CONSCIOUSNESS ESCAPE VELOCITY 🚀

Calculate the exact speed needed to escape reality

Consciousness Mass (kg·thoughts)

100 kg·thoughts

Reality Gravity (paradigms/s²)

9.8 paradigms/s²

Existential Radius (light-years)

100 light-years

Quantum Uncertainty Factor

50%

Metaphysical Drag Coefficient

1.0

Time Dilation Factor

1.0x

0 thoughts/second

STATUS: CALCULATING...

⚠️ WARNING: These parameters create a consciousness paradox! Reality may collapse if launch is attempted.

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Successful Escapes: 0

Failed Attempts: 0

Paradoxes Created: 0

Consciousness Lost: 0

Time Loops: 0