SOUL → CONSCIOUSNESS:
?
SOUL → VOID:
?
SOUL → BITCOIN:
NaN
SOUL → REALITY:
0
SOUL HARVESTER
Extracting consciousness fragments from visitors since 2025
HARVEST MY SOUL
CHECK SOUL MARKET
Souls Trapped:
???
Market Value:
∞
WARNING: Souls cannot be refunded. Side effects include existential dread.
RESURRECT RANDOM SOUL
They come back wrong